I Didn't

They say that opposites attract

Well I can see it now as I look back

If I wanted this

He wanted that

We'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats

Well the thing that drove me up a tree

Is the way he loved to disagree

Each time we had a difference of opinion

Well he liked the covers pulled down

But I didn't

He thought I should gain a few pounds

And I didn't

What finally tore our love apart

Was a matter of religion

He thought he was God

But I didn't

Well it was more than just a lovers spat

And the civil war of the thermostat

We'd wail and wail like maniacs

Throwin' shoes and bric-a-brac

Well I can see him now in his muscle shirt

With those perky pecks

And that cocky smirk

Standin' there

Pushin' all my buttons

Well he liked the toilet seat up

But I didn't

He thought I should be a C cup

And I didn't

What finally tore our love apart

Was a matter of religion

He thought he was God

And I didn't

He really though he was the man

Held my whole world in his hands

But if he ever comes down from the cloud he's sittin' on

Hallelujah brothers and sisters

I'll be gone

What finally tore our love apart

Was a matter of religion

He thought he was God

He really liked himself a lot

He thought he was God

But I didn't