The Squip Enters

作曲 : Joe Iconis

Ow!

Target female inaccessible

Jeremy?

Ugh-- What the hell?!

Calibration in process

Please excuse some mild discomfort

Mild?!

Jeremy! What's wrong?

Dude, the freak's freaking out!

Calibration complete

Access procedure initiated

Woah-wait

I'm fine, I just...

Discomfort level may increase

Guah! Aagh! Guaaaah!

Accessing neural memory

Accessing muscle memory

Access procedure complete

Jeremy Heere

Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor

Your SQUIP

You look like Keanu Reeves

My default mode.

But I can see you may prefer to take instructions from Batman

Beyonce

a sexy anime cat girl with a tail-

Uh, Keanu's fine.

Can everyone see you?

I exist only in your mind

All they see is you having an animated conversation with yourself.

So, don't do that

Just think at me, like you're telepathic

Like in X-Men?

I can see this is going to be difficult

You wanna be more chill

Oh, you mean cool!

I do not!