I Can't Dance

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Hot sun making me sweat

Gators getting close hasn't got me yet

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

Blue jean's sitting on the beach

Her dog's talking to me but she's out of reach

She's got a body under that shirt

All she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling

Oh and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes

Fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues

Thick smoke see her smiling through

I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling

Oh and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

A perfect body

With a perfect face

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

I can't dance I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything