Union

Union - Neurotic Outsiders

Tell me mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the sickest Sex Pistol of them all

Is it Johnny Rotten I don't know

I'd really like to ask him but he drives me up the wall

Now take old Sidney Vicious he's a clown

He'd turn his mother in for less than half a crown

But I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union

Now take my mate old Cookie he's off his head

Just give him his Daily Mirror and a pint of Whatney's red

Now here comes Stevie Jonesy He's a slag

He loves to get his knob sucked wrapped in a Union Jack

But I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union

Never trust a hippie they killed Bambi

We gave a little filth and fury for all your mugs to see

There's nothing like the real thing so they say

Just like a creepy cockroach we'll never come away

But I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union

I wish I had a union