Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Explicit)

Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Explicit) - Big Daddy Kane

One-two-three-four to five-six-seven

Eight nine-ten then ya got eleven

Twelve thirteen start your age;

Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen the pubic stage

Like an apple like a cherry like a peach like a plum

Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up tootie she'll give me some

Watch out watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I say damn I love the way I make my posse roll-a

'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a

Lift her up just like a pick up truck

Then I sat her down and we started to f**k

Made whoopie made whoopie made whoopie yo-o-o-o-o

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool

But b******t I ain't no fool 'cause

Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Well I say extra extra

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it take it home and rag it

The big daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality;

What's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah

'Cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The k-a-n-e 'll go the whole nine yards

There's no time for coversation my dear

Is all I wanna hear

So let's make a move as I get smooth

'Cause the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "ooh kane's a hunk "

Even puerto rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy but they look sloppy

So imitators who wanna step to a

Brother like me lick my manure

Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo

And when I used to be with scott I was a super-hoe

But now I'm coolin' with kane and greg n-i-c-e

And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee

I love bonin' and all my friends they will agree

That when it comes to pimpin' hoes it ain't easy

First name: smooth last name: b

When I'm bonin' a girl I make her feel heavenly

I like to make 'em wait and then make 'em beg

And when I take off my clothes the I form a third leg

They rub it with oils and suck it with ice

Now I'm sweating my mind is in paradise

Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Tip-tip-toein' scoob lover's out hoein'

Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'

Buyin' drinks for the ladies money I was blowin'

Right in front of me mmm not even knowin'

A brown-skinned cutie; big plump booty

Nametag earrings readin' off "tootie"

Bullseye bing the girl of my dreams;

From my eyesight that was what it seemed

I said uh "come a little bit closer"

To scoob that night choice guy she said "hi

Hi hi I've really been wantin' to meet you

I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you

How 'bout dinner a salisbury steak "

I said "sorry honey-dip but I already ate"

So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder

Went for tootie 'cause the girl was much older

East to the benz I slowly walked;

Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk

Sex in my mind I was sure of it

I wanted to tax that a** like the government

Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

Well it's friday night ain't a damn thing funny --

B**ch better have my mone