Roxanne, Roxanne

Roxanne, Roxanne - UTFO

Written by：UTFO/Full Force

Yo EMD

Yeah what's up man

There goes that girl they call Roxanne She's so stuck up

Why do you say that

Cause she wouldn't give a guy like me no rap

She was walking down the street so I said hello

I'm Kangol from UTFO

And she said so

And I said so baby don't you know

I can sing rap and dance in just one show

Cause I'm Kangol Mr Sophisticata

As far as I know ain't nobody greater

From beginning to end and to beginning

I never lose because I'm all about winning

But if I were to lose I wouldn't be upset

Cause I'm not a gambler I don't bet

I don't be in no casino and baby while you knizzow

The izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo

I thought she'd be impressed by my devious rap

I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap

I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that

I guess that's what I get for thinking ain't that right black

Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone

Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza

With the bang bang brother I feel bad

But I ain't committing suicide for no crab

Calling her a crab is just a figure of speech

Cause she's an apple a pear a plum and a peach

I thought I had it in the palm of my hand

But man oh man if I was grand I'd bang Roxanne

Roxanne Roxanne can't you understand

Roxanne Roxanne I wanna be your man

Yo Kangol I don't think that you're dense

But you went about the matter with no experience

You should know she doesn't need a guy like you

She needs a guy like me with a high IQ

And she'll take to my rap cause my rap's the best

The educated rapper MD will never fess

So when I met her I wasted no time

But stuck up Roxanne paid me no mind

She thought my name was Barry I told her it was Gary

She said she didn't like it so she chose to call me Barry

She said she'd love to marry my baby she would carry

And if she had a baby she'd name the baby Harry

Her mother's name is Mary which is really quite contrary

Her face is really hairy and you can say it's scary

She lives in Mt Airy her father's a fairy

His wife's a secretary his son's in military

They forced him to enlist I guess it wasn't voluntary

His daughter's name is Sherry his sons are Tom and Jerry

Jerry had the flu but it was only temporary

Back in January or was it February

But every time I say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary

It's only customary to give this commentary

Some say it's bad some say it's legendary

You search it all you want try your local library

You'll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary

But do you know after all that

All I received was a pat on my back

That's what you get it happened to me

Ain't that right Mixmaster I-C-E

Roxanne Roxanne

Roxanne Roxanne

You thought you had her roped you thought you was Cupid

But EMD your rap was plain stupid

I know you're educated but when will you learn

Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms

You gotta be strong in a way she can't resist

So educated rapper huh bust this

Since she's a new girl around the block

I had to let her know that I'm the debonair Doc

I said I'd like to speak with you if I can

And if I'm correct your name is Roxanne

She said how'd you know my name I said

It's getting around

Right now baby you're the talk of the town

Please let me walk you to the corner my rap will be brief

She said I've seen you before you look like a thief

I said Me The Doc A hood a rock

Running around the street robbing peoples on the block

Nah that's not my style to crime I'm not related

As far as I'm concerned I'm too sophisticated

Then it seemed I got through cause she cracked a smile

That let me know my rap was worth her while

She said

You call yourself a doctor I said

This is true

She said explain to me really what doctors must do

I said this is very rare because I don't say this every day

There's a million medical skills a doctor displays

Dermatology is treatment of the skin

Infected and you'll see me and you'll know you're again

There's enthesiology ophthalmology

Internal medicine and plastic surgery

Orthopedic surgery and pathology

A disease involves a change of your body

She said ooooh that's very unique

Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek

She said she had to go but be back by 8

So to call her at 9 to arrange a date

Did you take her to the beach

That's what we planned

But she stood me up Roxanne Roxanne

Roxanne Roxanne I wanna be your man

Roxanne Roxanne

And here's our gameplan

The beat is here so we will reveal it

And if you think it's soft then Roxanne feel it