Jump Bed Jed

Jump Bed Jed - Jody Grind

I caught you in a coach

On with your pants around your neck

Waiting for the laundry

But it wasn't coming back

I smelled you in a frying-pan

Hiding from the fire

Spitting on the window-sill

And putting out my hair

And if you're jumping naked on your bed

Make sure you don't jump above your head

Jump jump jump

Bed bed bed

Head head head

Ooh

I saw you in a sauce-pan boiling

With the greens

Dancing with the bubbles

While the lonely cabbage screams

The sky was sweating blue blood

And my territory was white

I lost your sopping body

In the desert of the night

And if you're jumping naked on your bed

Make sure you don't jump above your head

Jump jump jump

Bed bed bed

Head head head

Ooh

I caught you in a curtain

With your pants around your neck

Waiting for the laundry

But it wasn't coming back

I smelled you in the frying-pan

Hiding from the fire

Spitting on the window-sill

And putting out my hair

And if you're jumping naked on your bed

Make sure you don't jump above your head

Jump jump jump

Bed bed bed

Head head head

Ooh