Sink The Tower (From “Stories From Norway”)

Sink The Tower (From “Stories From Norway”) - Ylvis

Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer

Producer：Lars Devik

I'm so tired of those useless politicians

They have wasted far too much for far too long

They have spent a ridiculous amount can those morons even count

Everything they touch goes wrong

Yes together we will crush the diving tower

We will tear it down and sink it in the lake

We'll call the mayor that is fact

And then we'll make away this cat

For mighty sucks I tarry and I stand

Sink the tower sink the tower burn the tower

Burn the tower burn the tower sink the tower

Sink it now before it is too late

We will sink the diving tower

We will kick in schalter stips

We will hit in Gaia dungits

Yes we'll cover the tower in sh*t

We will shoot it with the canon

Blow it up with TNT

We will burn it to the ground and

We will sink it in the sea

Excuse me Mr. wright coordinator

Do we have to do this sinking thing tonight

You see my wife plays the guitar and she really needs the car

Because the lessons are in the other side of town

Glad you mentioned it I'm late a bit from yoga me too

And the Tork I have at home would walk itself

I must practice to yodel

We have the median F for you and we have quite a lot to do

Yes if we could postpone it that would be great for me too

Sink the tower tomorrow maybe Friday evening

Burn the tower maybe it's better be Thursday morning

I'm sure that we can figure something out figure it out

We will sink the diving tower but maybe not tonight

We will chop it up in tiny pieces when the time is right

Tring is playing tennis and Yun is driving gigs

And Koehri is responsible for filling the sea with fish

Can someone make a spreadsheet quick write down the names

Call the mayor's name and number I call up his available days

There we have our answer Friday's best for all

We will sink the tower 'n friday

Between three thirty-five and four