The Contest

The Contest - Sacha Baron Cohen/Johnny Depp/Tomothy Spall

Lyrics by：Stephen Sondheim

Composed by：Stephen Sondheim

I am Adolfo Pirelli

Da king of da barbers

Da barber of kings

E buon giorno good day

I blow you a kiss

And I da so famous Pirelli

I wish a to know a

Who has a da nerve a to say

My elixir is piss

Who says this

I do I am Mr Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street I have

Opened a bottle of Pirelli's elixir and I say to you

That it is nothing but an errant fraud concocted from

Piss and ink and furthermore Signor I have

Serviced no kings yet I wager I can shave a cheek with

Ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank

You hear zis foolish man now please you will see

How he will regret his folly

Who's for a free shave will Beadle Bamford be

The judge

Glad as always to oblige my friends and neighbors

Th e fastest smoothest shave is the winner

Now signorini signori

We mix a da lather

But fi rst a you gather

Around signorini signori

You looking a man

Who have had a da glory

To shave a da Pope

Mr sweeney whoever

I beg a your pardon'll

Probably say it was only a cardinal

Nope

It was a da Pope

To shave a da face

To cut a da hair

Require da grace

Require da fl air

For if a you slip

You nick a da skin

You clip a da chin

You rip a da lip a bit

Beyond a repair

To shave a da face

Or even a part

Widout it a smart

Require da heart

Not just a da fl ash

It take a panache

It take a da passion

For da art

To shave a da face

To trim a da beard

To make a da bristle

Clean like a whistle

Dis is from early infancy

Da talent give to me

By God

It take a da skill

It take a da brains

It take a da will

To take a da pains

It take a da pace

It take a da grace

The winner is Todd