That Hound Dog in the Window

That Hound Dog in the Window - Homer

How much is that hound dog in the winder

I do hope that fleabag's for sale

How much is that hound dog in the winder

The one with the long mangy tail

I'll give you two-bits for that hound dog

The one with the sad achin' heart

Fer he looks so much like my girlfriend

I can't hardly tell 'em apart

Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

What kind of a dog is that

That is a hot-dog Homer

Boy you mustard that up

I must take a trip to louisianer

Leave her and that hound dog alone

While I'm eatin' shrimp and jamboliar

They'll be home a-gnawin' a bone

I don't want a monkey or a baboon

I don't want a muley old cow

I don't want a crappie or a catfish

A catfish could never me-ow

That's cute

How much is that hound dog in the winder

With the basketball nose on his face

You know what a basketball nose is

It dribbles all over the place