Sweet Tooth

Sweet Tooth - Paterson Joseph/Matt Lucas/Mathew Baynton/Keegan-Michael Key

Composed by：Neil Hannon

Arranged by：Jeremy Holland-Smith/Joby Talbot/Neil Hannon

Produced by：Joby Talbot/Neil Hannon

Well now Chief

I can see that you're a man of integrity

Thank you

But ask yourself this

Have you got a sweet tooth

I do

A hunger that you have to feed

Have you got a sweet tooth

I do

Well we've got everything you need

Mm

Don't give me that conscience nonsense

It's simply quid pro quo

So a hundred of your favorites

Sorry I'm afraid it's no

Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate

You know I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball so

But think about your sweet tooth

I do

I've had it since I was a boy

A naughty little sweet tooth

It's true

The only thing that brings you joy

Don't look at your waistline

It's fine

Come on

Who needs to see their toes

So seven hundred boxes

That's a lotta chocolates

Mm-hmm

No

Well come on let's give it the big sale

Have you got a sweet tooth

Me too

Fellas

Have you got the hots for chocs

I do really yeah

Do you think the candy's dandy

Oh yeah

Well we've got lots and lots and lots

And lots and lots and lots

Why am I singing

If the wife's complaining

Body shaming

It's amazing what a tailor can conceal

Keep your wretched chocolates

Eighteen hundred boxes

Oh deal