Pimp Like Me

*** Like Me - D-12

Whattup

I gotta tell you motherf**kers the truth

This is straight G sh*t

And all you can do is respect it

Well I'ma state my name Swift McVay

None of y'all niggaz got sh*t to say

Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee

Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way

A selfish man the back of the hand

Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can

Prostitute I want my loot

And I don't give a f**k about

Your broke-a** man and

Y'all givin niggaz what they needin

'Til b**ches understand I'm mean and

Swift McVay is blowin up

Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up

Wanna playa hate me

B**ch so what

What's yo' function

Where's yo' bucks

All you wanna do is wanna stick him up

You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)

D-12 naturally lifted

You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit

You f**k wit me I f**k wit you

Your entourage ni**a f**k them too

I got grenades

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)

Y'all major soft

Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off

Made 'em cough

Blood and sh*t

That's what the hell you motherf**kers get

We runs this b**ch

So hey you ain't gotta be scared to f**k

If you want head then prepare to suck (do it)

Even if the ni**a don't care to nut

For every stroke it's a hundred bucks

Respect the game you just a slut

So open your legs up and get my duck

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

Go get my (dough)

Go bring me my (dough)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

I don't spit game no longer than my name

Then when my chain hang

My nuts do the same

Don't pay p**sy p**sy pay me

B**ch slut whore or lady (yup)

And knowin the fact I was born to mack

That's why I got a hoe in the back

Blowin my sac

Got good game that's a hood thang

What'd you brang loot or poo-tang

Let 'em all bang run that cheese

Tell that trick ni**a (come back please )

Rob a L7 that's a square

You a bottom hoe you got to know

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough

So suck fast b**ch and swallow slow

(AH ) B**ch quit talkin back

(AH ) Now walk the track

I don't pay for a** you pump my gas

You get slapped when we're short of cash

I get whiplash when I hit the gas

And I holla out the window of the hatch

Where's my scratch B**ch that's it

Suck it stroke it make me rich

As a token of my appreciation it's

Another client for you to hit

I don't give a f**k if you

Gotta go home to the kids

You shoulda picked another occupation trick

Now you're stuck with me

F**k with me

And I'ma slap you up in this truck

You must be out your mind or somethin

Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin

Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin

You don't work

You make nothin

I'm just another case of a lazy husband

I want the paper stack

Buy you an outfit then take it back

When you page me B**CH

I never page you back

You only act a certain way

That I make you act (whattup)

Hoes recognize and niggaz do too

Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot

Don't like a chick that act too cute

B**ch hold my gat down

When I shoot hoops (oh yeah)

And don't be askin me all kind of questions

All harassin me callin stressin

Or I may have to release some aggression

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson

Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse

Pull your pants down and f**k my mans now

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house

Off with the damn blouse and

Suck on my damn crotch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

Go get my (dough)

Go bring me my (dough)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

Sell that p**sy

Sell that p**sy b**ch

Get out there and switch and

Go make Bizarre rich

You gotta itch you f**kin dirty b**ch

Now get on the corner

And start suckin some dicks

Niggaz want p**sy and I need cash

So mom get out there

And start sellin yo' dirty a**

Bizarre quick to hit 'em

And then stick 'em

F**k it; I'll let you hit one of my victims

(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and )

Shut up b**ch you talk too much

Now you about to get f**ked in your dirty butt

You never seen a pimp like me

Out here whorin

Shut your f**kin mouth and

You'll be out by the mornin

Cause I'm the dirties pimp

You ever heard of

Give me my five-thousand

And take this cheeseburger (b**ch )

Go suck dick in the back of the party

So what if you on your period

Blood never hurt nobody

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

Go get my (dough)

Go bring me my (dough)

Dirty-a** (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch

You just a (hoe)

You just a (hoe)

That's all you is (hoe hoe hoe)

You just a dirty a** b**ch

A dirty a** nasty a** stinky a**

Filthy a** stanky a** b**ch

(Oooh ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha

(lahhh-aHHH)

But I love you (hahaha) Kim (mmm)

And there you have it god damnit

The fundamentals of pimpin

You heard it here first

From the Dirtiest Dozen

You ever seen in yo' god damn life

Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene

And we keep the pussyholes smilin

Because we always whylin

YouknowhatI'msayin F**k all

What everybody else talkin about

We let you know right here

Big pimpin it ain't dead

We love gettin head in a dirty-a** bed

That's just what we do

You know we was throwin heroin

Pimp parties back in 1968

The p**sy is all great

I'll see you at eight b**ch