I Am So Much Better Than You At Everything (From Royalties)

I Am So Much Better Than You At Everything (From Royalties) - Royalties Cast/Darren Criss

Lyrics by：Darren Criss/Dan Henig/Daniel Omelio

Composed by：Darren Criss/Dan Henig/Daniel Omelio

I am so much better than you at everything

You put on pants one leg at a time

But I'm already wearing pants

And they're perfectly tailored

You get your baked goods from the mall

But all of mine they come from France

That's a country in Europe from a shop you'll never find

We we were born

To be different

I mean literally when I was born

I got more than you were given

So it's not my fault you can't be mad when I say

I am so much better than you at everything everything

I am so much better than you at everything everything

You look into your mirror

But my mirror only looks at me

My mirror wants to bone me but it can't 'cause it's a mirror

You keep on doing push-ups

While I get buff eating mac 'n' cheese

With overpriced lobster and truffle 'cause I'm worth it

Some people say

I'm a genius

Which comes from the Greek word for Latin

And other people will say

Yeah they're right I'm in fact a f**kin' genius

I'm not saying I'm a god but I'm not saying I'm not a god

I am so much better than you at everything everything

I am so much better than you at everything everything

Spoken

And even when you sneeze

God blesses me he blesses me

And even when you sneeze

God blesses me he blesses me he blesses me

I am so much better than you at everything everything

I am so much better than you at everything everything

And it's not that I'm superior

It's just that you're inferior

You can try and try but

Tryin's useless just give up

You know the truth is

I am so much better than you at everything everything

I am so much better than you at everything everything

Everything