Maybe Man (Explicit)

Maybe Man (Explicit) - AJR

Lyrics by：Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met

Composed by：Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met

Produced by：Ryan Met

Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel

You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal

But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

Don't want to be stone I changed my mind

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

Then I could see the places I've been

But then I would know that you're talkin' ****

I don't want to know what my friends think

Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long

I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

I wish I could act in a show on TV

'Cause then I could practice not bein' me

I'll practice my cry put it into my reel

But you won't believe me when I cry for real

I wish that my brain would triple in size

I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight

But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind

I don't wanna know the point of life

In some other life I would be rich

I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill

But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

If I was c*****e or a bottle of Jack

I'd get invited to every frat

But when you get old and your good days have passed

You'll only want me when you're sad

Wish I was a song your favorite one

You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

I would be there when your baby is born

For two or three minutes then I'm gone

I wish I was big as big as my house

I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd

But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

God I could really use him now

I wish I was God I'd never trip up

And if I did well so ******* what

I could be cruel and break all your stuff

Yeah I'd be loved no matter what

But if I was God it'd get kinda weird

'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

And then you would die you'd love me to death

I never know who the hell I am

I wish I was me whoever that is

I could just be and not give a ****

Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan

'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am

One two pandemonium

One two pandemonium

Here I go again

One two pandemonium

Here I go again

One two pandemonium

One two

Here I go again