Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind

Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind - American Country Hits (美國鄉村金曲)

Need I to go shopping

These shoes are all wrong

Just look in my closet

Not a thing to put on

I wonder how these jeans

Make me look from behind

Things that never cross a man's mind

Lets turn off the tv

Now can't we just talk

Lets lay here and cuddle

Til we both drift off

If we don't make love

That'll be just fine

Things that never

Cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty

This steak is too thick

Ain't no way in the world

I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast

This beer is too cold

And watchin all this football

Is sure getting old

Wish I was workin this weekend

Not on the lake reelin my line

Things that never cross a man's mind

Here lips are too red

Her skirt is too tight

Her legs are too long

And her heels are too high

Boy she looks like the marryin kind

Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty

This steak is too thick

Ain't no way in the world

I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast

This beer is too cold

And watchin all this football

Is sure getting old

Wish I was workin this weekend

Not on the lake reelin my line

Things that never cross a man's mind

I feel a little bloated

I think I'm fixin to starve

That movie was good except

For the violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy

Why did he change his hair

I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer

These curtains clash with the carpet

The color scheme is a crime

Things that never cross a man's mind

Things that never cross a man's mind