Class

Class - Marcia Lewis/Bebe Neuwirth

Lyricist：Fred Ebb

Composer：John Kander

Producer：Jay David Saks

Whatever happened to fair dealing

And pure ethics

And nice manners

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the A**

Whatever happened to class

Class

Whatever happened to Please may I

And Yes thank you

And How charming

Now every son of a b**ch

Is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class

Class

Oh there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass

Nobody's got no class

Whatever happened to old values

And fine morals

And good breeding

Now no one even says oops

When they're passing their gas

Whatever happened to class

Class

Oh There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use

And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass

Nobody's got no class

All you read about today is theft and rape

Jesus Christ ain't there no decency left

Nobody's got no class

Every guy is a snot

Every girl is a twat

Holy crap

Holy crap

What a shame

What a shame

What became of class