So Fly

So Fly - Elle Varner

I can't help being depressed

When I look down at my chest

Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent

How can I ever compete

With 34 double D's

And I'm rollin' my eyes

When I look down at my thighs

They might as well tape everything that I eat to my legs

I am too broke for the knife

Too lazy to exercise

But if I had hazel eyes

Maybe I could be fly

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I

Maybe I I I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I maybe I I

I could be so fly

So fly x3

Now listen

I've got a beautiful soul

But only 4 people know

They've known me since I was 10

Beauty did not matter then

Now in my 20s all that matters

Is sex cars and money

I ain't got none of the three

So basically

I am invisible to all of the fellas

And I sit at home jealous

There was no golden ticket

In my chocolate today

And worst of all

I'm reminded in the cruelest ways

Of how I don't look and I should look

And that's why I say

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I

Maybe I I I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I maybe I I

I could be so fly

So fly x6 Fly

So basically all I need

Is to be everything but me

Colored contacts

Liposuction

And some implants

Somehow that don't make much sense

I must be out of my head

If I think that I am governed by material things

So I decided that I'm

The definition of fly

And if you want to know why

I know what money can't buy

Don't go believin' the hype

There's no runway in the sky

And no way you could be fly

Not if it costs you a dime

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I

Maybe I I I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I maybe I I

I could be so fly