Guilty Conscience (Radio Version)

Meet Eddie twenty three years old

Fed up with life and the way things are going

He decides to rob a liquor store

I can't take this no more I can't take it no more homes

But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart

And suddenly his conscience comes into play

Alright stop

Huh

Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store

And try to get money out the drawer

You better think of the consequence

But who are you

I'm your motherf**kin conscience

That's nonsense

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow a d**n dress and one of her blonde wigs

Tell her you need a place to stay

You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade

Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

Think about it before you walk in the door first

Look at the store clerk she's older than George Burns

F**k that Do that s**t Shoot that b***h

Can you afford to blow this s**t Are you that rich

Why you give a f**k if she dies Are you that b***h

Do you really think she gives a f**k if you have kids

Man don't do it it's not worth it to risk it

You're right

Not over this s**t

Stop

Drop the biscuit

I will

Don't even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you

You know what Dre I don't like your attitude

It's alright c'mon just come in here for a minute

Look baby

Yo it's gonna be alright right

Meet Stan twenty one years old

Give me a kiss

After meeting a young girl at a rave party

Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom

Once again his conscience comes into play

S**t

Now listen to me while you're kissin her cheek

And smearin her lipstick I slipped this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b***h's earlobe

Yo This girl's only fifteen years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her that's not fair

Yo look at her bush does it got hair

Uh huh

F**k this b***h right here on the spot bare

'Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

Man ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids

No but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest

S**t you wanna get hauled off to jail

Man f**k that hit that s**t raw dawg and bail

Meet Grady a twenty nine year old construction worker

After coming home from a hard day's work

He walks in the door of his trailer park home

To find his wife in bed with another man

WHAT THE F**K

Alright calm down relax start breathin

F**k that s**t you just caught this b***h cheatin

While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off

F**K slittin her throat CUT THIS b***h'S HEAD OFF

Wait What if there's an explanation for this s**t

What She tripped Fell Landed on his d**k

Alright Shady maybe he's right Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

Okay Thought about it still wanna stab her

Grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her

That's what I did be smart don't be a retard

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES

What'chu say

What's wrong Didn't think I'd remember

I'ma kill you motherf**ker

Uhhh aahh Temper temper

Mr Dre Mr N W A

Mr AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way

How in the f**k you gonna tell this man not to be violent

Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went

Been there done that aw f**k it

What am I sayin Shoot em both Grady where's your gun at