What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers

Yo yo

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA

Is this a white Christmas Hell no my man

I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men

You mean Santa that boy's a b**ch

He caught my mom Christmas cheating trying to give her kiss

For real he's no joke that guy don't play

He tried to ride way more than a onehorsesleigh

Laughing all the way but he's not laughing today

Jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay

Come Chrismas eve old NICK'S a gonner

We'll be snacking on deer EATIN' Blitzen and Donor

Not a question of when not even a maybe

Have a drunk Mrs Clause saying Jingling Baby

Give a new meaning to ho ho ho

Shake that a** girl bump your booty in the snow

So watch out Santa you jolly old troll

We'll be stripping that sleigh and leave you the coal

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a drop top Chevrolet hey

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA

Playing reindeer games hell

Yeah my friend

Grab Rudolph's horns see how far they bend

When his nose turns red his a** gets sent

Back out to the woods with

His faggy elf friend

Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice

In fact could have me listed

As naughty twice

Not cuz of the fight or

The Christmas gift hype

Because of all the nog

I left on his wife

It's time for old nick to move and retire

Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire

Yes I'm that bad Yes

I'm that cruel

I mean your a** is huge

Lose weight for real dude

All the cookies and milk simply quite sick

I mean when's the last time

You've seen your dick

I don't mean to throw a fit and

I'm not one to b**ch

But every year I get underwear socks and sh*t

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a drop top Chevrolet hey

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA

Yo

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a drop top Chevrolet hey

Yo yo

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA