Where the Tarantula Lives (Album Version)

Where the Tarantula Lives (Album Version) - The Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by Midgets

Pope owns CBS

Subway cars have been equipped with bars

And they're cloning Rudolph Hess

Samantha Fox gone frigid

The President's painted green

Jesus Christ has been frozen in ice

But He still makes the scene

Everybody wants to know what gives

But I know where the Tarantula lives

Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats

Fever's spread to town

Ol' Doris Day has been taken away

Has anybody seen my downs

Popeye got killed in combat

Donny and Marie went punk

B F Skinner has eaten my dinner

There's a body in that trunk

Everybody wants to know what gives

But I know where the Tarantula lives

Uncle Bob caught fire

Those protesters are on strike

Mr Green Jeans is acting obscene

'Cause his Jello has been spiked

Honesty is a liar

The truth is in the sink

Auntie Bess says "I must confess

Now what do you all think "

Everybody wants to know what gives

But I know where the Tarantula lives

Everybody wants to know what gives

But I know where the Tarantula lives

Everybody wants to know what gives

But I know where the Tarantula lives

I know where

Everybody wants to know what gives

But I know where the Tarantula lives