Michael in the Bathroom

Michael in the Bathroom - George Salazar

Composed by：Joe Iconis

I am hanging in the bathroom

At the biggest party of the fall

I could stay right here or disappear

And nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom

'Cause my buddy kinda left me alone

But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly

Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine

When I was half of a pair

And through no fault of mine

There's no other half there

Now I'm just

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

No you can't come in

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave

And picking at grout as I softly grieve

I'm just

Michael who you don't know

Michael flying solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

I am hiding

But he's out there

Just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased

And I'll get replaced

With a newer cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk girl

Sing along to Whitney through the door

I wanna dance with somebody

And my feelings sink

'Cause it makes me think

Now there's no one to make fun

Of drunk girls with anymore

Now it's just

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

I half regret the beers

Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need

'Til my face is dry

Or I'll just blame it on w**d

Or something in my eye

I'm just Michael

Who you don't know

Michael flyin' solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

Knock knock knock knock

They're gonna start to shout soon

Knock knock knock knock

Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon

Knock knock knock knock

It sucks he left me here alone

Knock knock knock knock

Here in this teenage battlezone

Clang clang clang clang

I feel the pressure blowing up

Bang bang bang bang

My big mistake was showing up

Splash splash splash splash

I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door

But I can't hear knocking

Anymore

And I can't help but yearn

For a different time

And then I look in the mirror

And the present is clearer

And there's no denying

I'm just

At a party

Is there a sadder sight then

Mmmmmmmmm

Michael in the bathroom at a party

This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home in bed

Watching cable porn

Or wish I offed myself instead

Wish I was never born

I'm just Michael

Who's a loner

So he must be a stoner

Rides a pt cruiser

God he's such a loser

Michael flying solo

Who you think that you know

Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

All by himself

When all you know about me

Is my name

Awesome party

I'm so glad I came