Makin' Whoopee!

Another bride' another June'

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season' another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes' a lot of rice'

The groom is nervous'

He answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest'

Down where the roses cling

Picture that same sweet love nest'

Think what a year can bring

He's washing dishes and baby clothes'

He's so ambitious he even sews'

So don't forget folks' that's what you get' folks'

For makin' whoopee

Another year' or maybe less

What's this I hear

Well' can't you guess

She feels neglected'

And he's suspected of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night'

He doesn't phone her' he doesn't write

He says he's busy' but she says'