Eddy Bear Song (Explicit)

Eddy Bear Song (Explicit) - Jim Owen

I wish I had button eyes

And a red felt nose

A shaggy cotton skin

And just one set of clothes

Sitting on a shelf on

A local department store

With no dreams to dream

And nothing to be sorry for

I wish I was

A teddy bear

Not living or loving

Nor going nowhere

I wish I was

A teddy bear

And I'm wishing that

I hadn't fallen in love with you

I wish I had a wooden heart

And a sawdust mind

Then your memory wouldn't

Come around hurting all the time

I'd have a sewed on smile

And a painted twinkle in my eye

And I never would have ever

Had to learn how to cry

I wish I was

A teddy bear

Not living or loving

Nor going nowhere

I wish I was

A teddy bear

And I'm wishing that

I hadn't fallen in love with you

I wish I had a string you

Could pull to make me say

Hi I'm Teddy ain't it a lovely day

Then I'd know every time

I spoke the words were right

And no one would know

The mess I've made of my life

I wish I was

A teddy bear

Not living or loving

Nor going nowhere

I wish I was

A teddy bear

And I'm wishing that

I hadn't fallen in love with you

And I'm wishing that

I hadn't fallen in love with you