Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee

Look at me I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed

I can't; I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it Hey I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across

Even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink (no)

Or swear (no)

I don't rat my hair (eew)

I get ill from one cigarette

(cough cough cough)

Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky draws

Would you pull that crap with Annette

As for you Troy Donahue

I know what you wanna do

You got your crust

I'm no object of lust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis Elvis let me be

Keep your pelvis far from me

Please keep your cool

Now your starting to drool

Hey Fongool I'm Sandra Dee