Funny Honey (From 'Chicago')

Funny Honey - Ruthie Henshall/Nigel Planer/Cavin Cornwall/Gareth Valentine

Written by：John Kander/Fred Ebb

For her first number miss roxie hart would like to

Sing a song of love and devotion

Dedicated to her dear husband

Amos

Sometimes I'm right

Sometimes I'm wrong

But he doesn't care he'll string along

He loves me so that funny honey

Of mine

Sometimes I'm down

Sometimes I'm up

But he follows 'round like some droopy eyed pup

He loves me so that funny honey

Of mine

He ain't no sheik

That's no great physique

And lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Oh

But look at that soul

I tell you that whole

Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me I know

You'd agree what if the world slandered my name

Why he'd be right there

Taking the blame

He loves me so

And it all suits me fine

That funny

Sunny

Honey hubby of mine

He loves me so that funny honey

Of mine

He loves me so that funny honey

Of mine

And lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Now he shot off his trap

I can't stand that sap

Look at him go and I me huh

With just one more brain

What a half wit he'd be oh

If they string me up

I'll know

I'll know who brought the twine

Lets scummy

Crummy

Dummy

Hubby of mine