The Negative

The Negative - Keala Settle/Kimiko Glenn/Jessie Mueller

Jenna time to pee on a stick

Weh I don't wanna know

Come on honey you've waited long enough

Get to it and do it

Weh okay girls enough

You know what we mean

I hope you drank enough this morning

Come on sweetie it's better to know

We'll be right here with you so

It's no or it's yes

But either way you gotta take the

A squat and a squeeze

A prayer and a please

It's nothing

A stick and a line

Just one of 'em if I'm lucky

A pot and a piss

Here we go sis

And we'll keep our focus on

The negative

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Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

Wooooow thank you dawn

How's I ever get myself in this mess

One drunk night in that stupid red dress

Oh I love that red dress the way it sparkles

It looks like an ice skating outfit

Stay with us dawn

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow

What if his boys don't swim I mean wow

Miraculous luck

Yeah miraculous

To get away with an unprotected

Funny how one night can ruin your whole life

Don't go there yet we don't know what the test

Says

I'm already panicked

Just calm down god*mnit

Maybe it'll all be fine

Maybe there'll be just one line

Come on negative

I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore

Well I he got me drunk I do stupid things

I drink like sleep with my husband

Honey we've all made that mistake

Focus on the negative

This will all be alright

It was only one night

Someone send me a sign

One line

One line

That means the test is ready

This is it

Sh*t