Punk Rock Academy

Punk Rock Academy - Chords Of Chaos

I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee

When a thought popped in through my brain

If all of us hated high school so much

Why was nothing ever changed

So I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot

Got a private institution in the name of punk-rock

We got some government funding & our own

Private road & 666 for our radio snow code

I had a dream when I was in high school

That I attended the Punk Rock Academy

I had a dream when I was in high school

I attended the Punk Rock Academy

Chris Jensen's teaching science

& he's still running mountain

We fired the guy from Bad Religion 'cause he

Sold punk rock out & we'll give the dirty punks a

Dip & get rid of all their fleas

And we'll never buy anything with a UPC

I had a dream when I was in high school

I attended the Punk Rock Academy

I had a dream when I was in high school

That at the Punk Rock Academy no one made fun of me

At the punk rock academy

Where all the students they're diagnosed with A D D

Take me home tonight

I don't want to let you go 'til the feeling's right

Take me home tonight

I don't want to let you go 'til the feelings right

We'll import a token jock & then we'll

Kick his token a** & there will never ever be

A physical education class

Think about you'll agree It's the bizzity

Bizzity bomb & maybe we can get the F-bombs to

Play the senior prom

I had a dream when i was in high school

I attended the Punk Rock Academy

I had a dream when I was in high school

That at the Punk Rock Academy no one made fun of me