17 Girls In A Row

17 Girls In A Row - Steel Panther

I f*cked 17 girls in a row last night

And 10 of them gave me head

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill

To clean the wet spot off the bed yes I did

The very next day I told the guys

They flipped me off and said that's all lies

Got to admit I was a little peaved

Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

What a dirty hoe

I banged 17 girls in the grocery store

And never lost my erection no

They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3

And some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion stinky

When I told the boys in the band they said motherf*cker

You're out of your f*cking head

I don't lie about the girls I screw

They're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true

I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row yes I yes I did

Seventeen girls in a row

Seventeen girls I shoot my blanks in every hole

Seventeen girls in a row

When I was done they were begging for more

I f*cked 17 girls at the trailer

Park down in Memphis Tennessee

I whipped out my d*ck and they got on their knees

Like they were all getting ready to pray

Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am

Then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham

Hell maybe where I'm gonna go

But when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

Sweet young juicy pussy

I f*cked seventeen girls in a row

Hop on that cameltoe

I f*cked seventeen girls in a row