Well, Did You Evah

Well, Did You Evah - Robbie Williams/Jon Lovitz

I have heard among this clan

You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying

Well did you evah

What a swell party this is

And have you heard

The story of a boy a girl

Unrequited love

Sounds like your soap opera

I may cry

Tune in tomorrow

What a swell party this is

What frails

What frocks

What broads

What pearls

What rocks

They're bootiful

I've never seen such gaiety

Neither have I

It's all just too too risqu really

This French champagne

Domestic

So good for the brain

That's what I was gonna say

You know you're a brilliant fellow

Why thank you

Pick it up Jack

Oh please don't eat that glass

My friend

Have you heard about dear Blanche

Got run down by an avalanche

No

Oh don't worry

She's a game girl you know

Got up and finished 4th

The kid's got guts

Havin a nice time

Grab a line

Have you heard that Mimsy Star

Oh what now

She got pinched in the Astor Bar

Slushed again ey

She was stoned

Well did you evah

Nevah

What a swell party this is

Hey check out that a**

Aah that's a lovely dress

Do you think

I could talk her out of it

It's great

Ah it's great

So grand

So grand

This wo-nderland

We sing

Oh we sing

So rare

So rare

Like old camembert

Old camembert

Like ba ba rum

Ba ba ba bum

Don't dig that kind of crooning

Chum

Have you heard it's in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah

What a swell party

A swell party

A swellegant

Elegant party this is

I drink to your health

Naah let's drink to your wealth

You're my bon ami

Hey that's French

Liberty

Fraternity

Have you heard

It's in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah

What a swell party

A swell party

A swellegant

Elegant party this is