Uncle Jimmy (Skit|Explicit)

Uncle Jimmy (Skit) - Die Antwoord

Uncle Jimmy

Um ah Jimmy

Yolandi hi

Um

Ah naw come in come in How ya' doin

I've something to ask you

Sit down

Uh yeah

Calm down Come sit here right cheer on my lap

Huh Oh okay Uh well

There you go

(makes an awkward noise)

You want some uh herbal tea

Uh no thanks

You sure

I'm fine

Okay yeah whatever

Thanks Er

Ah Yolandi look at you Oh you're so cute and squishy

Ow

Look at your little cheeky weekies

(sound of skin being slapped) yeah it's so cute

(makes noises of discomfort)

Just want to keep you here in my office like a little pet

Uh-uh-okay

Yeh and feed you bathe you comb your pretty hair

(laughs nervously)

Yeah you don't have to do anything

You don't want to do you hear me Yolandi

Mmm-hmm

Yeah don't let anyone here f**k you around

Okay

You need anything you hear me anything

You come here to my office

Sit right cheer'n my lap

Tell Uncle Jimmie what you need (lip smacking)

Unintelligible the f**k up you got that

Yes Jimmy

No UNCLE Jimmy Call me Uncle Jimmy