Zeplin Song (Edited)

Will you accept a collect call

From Robert Plant

We picked him up on Vine

On a bus bench singing that song

This is not the 1st time

He was so cute

Jonny Punk Rock so cynical

You woulda jumped him too

Why are the burners always toast

Why are the stoners always stoned

Why did the chicken cross the road

The Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance

He drinks my beer and plays guitar

He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home

Play the same 'ol lead again & again

Sometimes I gotta say shutup

Sometimes I gotta say so what

I don't think that it's so punk

What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride

Sometimes I gotta hide

Sometimes I press rewind

I gotta throw the trash out

He's on a stairway to hell

Yeah that is him

Playin' the zeplin song again & again & again & again & again & again

I'm a guitar

Honest pop single cut away

Please don't play that song on me again

I'll explode

I'll break all my strings stop playing shit

Like the Sex Pistols are anything

Why does he rain on my parade

Why does the song remain the same

I can't remember my own name

I work for minimum wage

Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page

At the crosses the deal he made

Cuz that song ain't goin' away

Oh God the Zeplin song

Nono the Zeplin song

Here comes the Zeplin song

Oh God the Zeplin song

SHUT UP