Subaru Crosstrek XV (Explicit)

Subaru Crosstrek XV (Explicit) - Hobo Johnson

Lyrics by：Frank Lopes Jr./Josh Rawlings/Phillip Andrew Peterson/Ryan Lewis

Whoo

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is

I wish that I was skinnier but I love sandwiches

One time I tried to burn sage and clear the vibe

And then the smoke alarm went off and my ex-girl cried

She cried for a bunch of other reasons

I I'm never going back to Four Seasons

I wish that I was friends with Drake

So I can dig through his trash

And have a yard sale today

D**n I wish my name wasn't Frank

F**k I wish it was Blake

I learned a lot from my dad

Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast

I wish that I was in the league

I'm a number one pick with two bad knees go

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

We're both pretty reliable but got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet

What's the point of being cool

Cut your hair and get a job like

The rest of us do

Don't play guitar in the park and just sit

If I hear another G chord I'm breaking your s**t

Ah

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek

Suspension as soft as a cute little baby neck

My clique orders club salads

And look like they all sing ballads

I coulda bought a Lambo happily

But the insurance is high and I kinda want a family

Why does Dad have a Lambo

He was insecure about himself son let it go

Nothing like fighting another man

'Cause he cut me off in traffic

And my morning started bad

I'm glad that his kids got to see

That his dad's a giant prick

And that he got what he needs

Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek

Life is an abyss half-filled with sadness

My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball

He had a lot of time on his hands huh

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet

Haha hey guys

Have you heard about the all-new Subaru Crosstrek

With the new suspension package

If you buy one you'll be riding smooth in no time

It also came with a trailer hitch but

It's only 4 cylinders so you probably shouldn't tow anything

My dad said that messes up the transmission