Ass Like That

Ass Like That - Hip Hop All-Stars

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an a** like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

I don't believe it

It's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an a** like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that a** to that new nelly jam I

Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze

Please I'm a human being I have needs

I'm not done not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest

I am agreeing Mr Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further

It's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee pee pee

Yes I make r&b I sing song it go

Ring-a-chong a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive

For I am Triumph the puppet dog

I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing

You will love it

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an a** like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an a** like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing doing doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older

They're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze

Geez I just got my seat

I have ticket look I put away my zip-reciept

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman

This movies PG

Mr Officer I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free

Free yes free right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy

I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz

That is a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an a** like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say a**

And she'll make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out your poles so

I need a new boyfriend hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze

My puters would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr Officer looky

Take a whiff of these

Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee pee

On the radio but I think I did

J is that a breast I think I just saw a tit

Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd

I don't think my joke is working

I must flee quick

Get to the chopper everybody get out

I am not Triumph I am Arnold get down

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an a** like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani will you pee pee on me please

I ain't never seen an a** like that

Cuz the way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

F**k is wrong with you (ha )