Fuck My Car

F**k My Car - UGK

Check it out 1996

B**ches still suckin on dicks

Hoes just trippin mayne

Choosin they men by what kinda cars they drive

What kinda keys you holdin

Now b**ches stare a ni**a down when he step to the bar

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Look a ni**a up and down like he a superstar

But they ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Ay C keep yo' eyes open for the boppers car hoppers

Daisy Dukes out on the block showin cock traffic stoppers

Lookin good spendin some ni**a G's

Nails by Vietnamese lookin like they worth G's

Dress above they knees jellies and G-strings up the a**

Man I never let 'em pass

So tell me where can I find 'em

With they ni**a or in that candy Cadillac right behind him

B**ches tellin me see yo' dick grand

All she wanna do is ride Su-bur-ban

Put her a** on the leather and rub the wood

See we got boppers in Texas oh man that p**sy look good

So I let them hoes ride and I show them a grip

But she blinded by the candy she can't see I'm a pimp

When she told me I looked good I didn't feel no pride

All the b**ch wanted to do is just f**k my ride

Now b**ches stare a ni**a down when he step to the bar

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Look a ni**a up and down like he a superstar

But they ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Oh yeah these hoes think they cute in skin-tight catsuits

Assumin that they body's too boomin to dispute

But p**sy is the root of all drama

An attribute put up in they head by they momma

Oh yeah I'ma tell it like it is I sees how it goes down

Niggaz talkin 'bout how they passin these hoes 'round

But y'all trickin them hoes told me

Fools y'all ain't Goldy ridin in a goodie but an oldie

Fifty dollars there a hundred dollars here

You brought the b**ch a drink and all her homegirls a beer

Your homeboys lookin for ya but yo' a** gone

You left your niggaz at the club and took ALL them hoes home

And didn't even f**k MAN WHAT THE F**K

If you didn't want to f**k then get the f**k up out the truck

You know what I mean I ain't showin out Vogues

Just so these hoes can be seen c'mon you wanna f**k or cut

Now b**ches stare a ni**a down when he step to the bar

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

When you look at my chrome and you lick your lips

It's just like I'm rubbin my dick between your hips

And when you smile and shake your a** my grill smile right back

B**ch I'm the real that's why I ride Cadillac

And I'ma f**k you and f**k ALL yo' friends

Soon as Pimp C come through in that 600 Benz

With burgundy paint butter and LG rims

Color TV VCR playin X-rated films

Of myself runnin up in beauty queens

But let me tell y'all niggaz the difference between y'all and me

You see man I can tell all that b**ch wanted to do

Is just ride for free and smoke for free

But b**ch not me you better ask them hoes if my name Pimp C

Unless your p**sy makin ten thousand dollars a week

The only way I see you sittin in my passenger seat you b**ch

Now b**ches stare a ni**a down when he step to the bar

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Look a ni**a up and down like he a superstar

But they ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Now b**ches stare a ni**a down when he step to the bar

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

Look a ni**a up and down like he a superstar

But they ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car

But b**ch who the f**k you think you are by far

They ain't trippin on me they wanna f**k my car