G. I. Haircut

G. I. Haircut - Spike Jones

Gee I

Gee I got a gee I haircut

Gee it's not a pretty haircut

I am such an awful sad guy since I cut my hair

Gee I got a gee I haircut

And I wouldn't even care what

No more girls give me the glad eye

With my head so bare

Army barbers sure are wizards

Up and down they go with scissors

Soon your hair is on the floor

And boom brother there ain't no more

When I told him how I want it

Trimmed a bit with hair oil on it

Nineteen yard birds held me there

And gee I got a gee I haircut

Johnny got a haircut haircut haircut

Johnny got a haircut just like mine

I dream of Johnny but his light brown hair

Seems to be lying neath an army barber's chair

No more side burns they're too fancy

Nothin' quite so fancy pantsy

Says his stuff is what it's called

And boom brother they leave you bald

I was sure it wouldn't happen

But the barber caught me naping

When I climbed into his chair

And gee I got a gee I haircut

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