Get Me to the Church on Time

Get Me to the Church on Time (From My Fair Lady) - Stanley Holloway

There's just a few more hours

That's all the time you've got;

A few more hours

Before they tie the knot

There's drinks and

Girls all over London

And I've gotta track 'em down

In just a few more hours

I'm getting

Married in the mornin'

Ding dong

The bells are gonna chime

Pull out the stopper

Let's have a whopper

But get me to the church on time

I got to be there in the mornin'

Spruced up and

Lookin' in me prime

Girls come and kiss me;

Show how you'll miss me

But get me

To the church on time

If I am dancin'

Roll up the floor

If I am whistlin'

Whewt me out the door

For I'm gettin'

Married in the mornin'

Ding dong

The bells are gonna chime

Kick up a rumpus

But don't lose the compass

And get me to the church

Get I'm to the church

For God's sake

And get me to the church

On time

I'm/He's getting

Married in the mornin'

Ding dong

The bells are gonna chime

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table

And get me to

The church on time

If I am flyin'

Then shoot me down

If I am wooin'

Get her out of town

For I'm/He's getting

Married in the morning

Ding dong

The bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me;

Call out the Army;

But get me to the church

Get me to the church

For God's sake

Get me to the church on time