Brad And Suzy (Album Version)

Spoken

Brad and Suzy lived in a movie

Cardboard cutout superheroes and paragons on barstools

She was a professional teller machine user

He was your basic beautiful loser

They had no worries

All they ever had was cool

And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy I really do

I mean wish that I was stuck with someone

I wish that I was a half of a two

I wish that we were like that baby

I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too

Pa pa pa pow Pa pa pa pow

The Sigma Chis imbibed decried

And tried to pry him from his

Little Delta Tri Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A D Pi and Theta

But she wouldn't let them

Idiot

'Cause her heart was as big as the world

And she was his first loving girl

And he swore he'd stand by her forever yeah

Late at night drunk on wine

They'd fall in bed and intertwine

And they'd make love then like nobody never

And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy I really do

I mean wish that I was stuck on someone

I wish that I was a half of a two

I wish that we were like that baby

I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too

Sung

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

I wish that I was in a movie

Spoken

Brad and Suzy finally

Took off for the Florida Keys the better to exercise their

Collections of clothing by J Crew

Convertible rabbitm a cooler and some coozies and six

Years of college course credit

They'll probably never use

But I wish that I was Brad or Suzy I really do

I mean wish that I was stuck with someone

I wish that I was a half of a two

I wish that we were like that baby

I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too

Sung

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

I wish that I was in a movie

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

I wish that I was in a movie

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

I wish that I was in a movie

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

I wish that I was in a movie

Well I wish that I was Brad or Suzy I really do

You know wish that I was stuck with someone

I wish that I was a half of two

I wish that we were like that litte baby

I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy