Kato

Most weight gained in 24 hours award. Ohio 1997 Monty Python's Life of Brian reciting-the-whole-movie-from-start-to-end award reigning champion 2000-present Vogue's 2006 Ridiculously good-looking women award. British record holder for accientally hitting on gay men numerous times. 2001 "The whitest hair in the American Pacific North West" under 60s award. 2010-present Fastest under 16s swimmer in Wales 1995 (<that's actually true)