Listen to Online (Made Famous by Brad Paisley) song with lyrics from The Country Heroes

Online (Made Famous by Brad Paisley)

The Country Heroes1 Oct 2010

Online (Made Famous by Brad Paisley) Lyrics

Online (Made Famous by Brad Paisley) - The Country Heroes

I work down at the pizza pit

I drive an old Hyundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm five two overweight

I'm a Sci Fi fanatic

Mild asthmatic

Never been to second base

There's a whole nother me

That you need to see

Go check out my space

Cause online I'm out in Hollywood

Six for five and I look damn good

I drive a Maserati

I'm a black belt in Karate

And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on

That I'm mysterious

Tell em I don't want nothing serious

Cause even on a slow day

I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

So much cooler online

I get home I kiss my mom

Magic fixes me a snack

I head down to my basement bedroom

Fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I

Ever even been to L A

Was when I got the chance

With the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu

I posed for Calvin Kline

I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I got a set of six pack abs

That'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell em I don't want nothing serious

Cause even on a slow day

I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats

It's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot

And I lose a bunch of weight

Everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood

Six for five and I look damn good

Even on a slow day

I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

 

Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Hey

Yeah I'm cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Yeah I'm see you online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

 

Yeah I'm cooler online