I'm a People - George Jones (乔治·琼斯)
Now if I was a monkey a-workin' for a livin'
I'd be a-gettin' instead of a-givin'
A-hangin' by my tail a-waitin' for the dinner bell
Puttin' humans on
Every day them fools rush in
And lay down the cash and watch me grin
I put 'em all on I'd hum a little song
An' watch 'em all go tee-hee
But I spell a P a little bitty E sweet bop bop bop
Sh-shoo shoobie doobie doh in a little round O
Now you add another P a big skinny L there's a-one more E
An' you got a people that looks like me
Now a monkey don't have to go down town
An' ask for a job an' gettin' turned down
I'm mad at me I could smash me
'Cause I'm a people
Now a monkey don't have to shoot an' speak
All he do is scratch his fleas
Oh me what luxury
But I'm a people
Now if anyone knocked on my door today
There'd be a little sign says 'Gone away'
Down to the zoo diggin' you know who