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At Your Inconvenience

Professor Green31 Oct 2011

At Your Inconvenience Lyrics

At Your Inconvenience - Professor Green

Ahh mate

 

I'm back

 

Like I never left

 

I'm here at your in convenience

 

I'm back

 

Like I never left

 

I'm here at your in convenience

 

Whose idea was it to get in the charts

 

By rhyming over Hungarian dance music

 

And why would I make dance music

 

When I can't dance to it

I'm the anecdote to that sh*t

 

Bringing back this rap sh*t

Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic a fat b**ch

I'll be saving the day and renegade with a dog

Playing fetch

Watching him chase a grenade pow

Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno

If I ever again get mistaken for a cluedo

Character

I'm gonna have to unleash some amateur judo

I just took a sh*t and now I can't find any loo roll

Two flows

For everyone that you got

Too hot

I do squat

Diddily

And do more than you do when you do lots

Do lots

Do women do for me what they do not do for you

Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch

That's it

I'm back

 

I'm back

Like I never left

Like I never left

I'm here at your

I'm here at your

In convenience

 

In convenience

 

I'm back

 

I'm back

Like I never left

Like I never left

I'm here at your

 

I'm here at your

In convenience

 

I have a question

 

Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route

When I'm a meanie

Born to instigate fumes

I'm the morning midday and evening news

And I started a trend

Mike got his teeth fixed too

If you're wondering where I've been at

Kicked back with a six pack

Of becks on a bench

Sunbathing in a hijab

Give me a tic tac

I just had a pack of Nik Naks

Thanks

Now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pick axe

Mish mash mosh pit

Whenever I drop sh*t

It's hot sh*t

I just won a race with an ostrich

Obnoxious preposterous looney a damn nutter

If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my grandmother ah

 

I live life without an ounce of logic

I like my wrist so much

I spent a house deposit on it

Vomit and then I drink more wine

Then I broke a bowl

And hope the hospital gives me morphine

 

How do you spend your time

I'm back

I'm back

Like I never left

Like I never left

I'm here at your

I'm here at your

In convenience

In convenience

 

I'm back

 

I'm back

Like I never left

 

Like I never left

I'm here at your

I'm here at your

In convenience

 

I don't have a question

Nope

When it comes to competition

I'm burying them

Better to bury them

Then have them getting lairy again

They want it with me like they want it with malaria

Like Wayne bridge wants to be John Terry'd again

 

I developed an obsession with Caroline flack

I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's

Actually

I promise to never be so vulgar

To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova

I'm back

 

I'm back

Like I never left

Like I never left

I'm here at your

I'm here at your

In convenience

In convenience

 

I'm back

 

I'm back

Like I never left

Like I never left

I'm here at your

I'm here at your

In convenience

 

In convenience

 

***Lyrics are from third-parties***