Listen to Pass the Football song with lyrics from Broadway Cast

Pass the Football

Broadway Cast1 Sep 2012

Pass the Football Lyrics

Pass the Football - Broadway Cast

Look at me now

 

Four years of college

Famous professors

 

Tutoring me

 

Scholarship kid

 

Everything paid for

Food and vacations

 

All of it free

 

Day that I left

 

Everyone gathered

Their cheering still rings in my ears

 

Ray wreck rah

 

Rah wreck ray

 

Rah wreck

 

Wreck rah

Rah wreck wreck

 

Wreck we love you

 

'Cause I could pass that football

 

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Couldn't spell a lick

 

Couldn't do arithmetic

 

One and one made three

 

Thought that dog was c-a-t

 

But I could pass that football

 

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Couldn't write my name

 

Couldn't translate je vous aime

Never learned to read

 

Mother goose or andr' gide

 

But I could pass that football

 

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Couldn't figure riddles

Puzzles made me pout

 

Where the hell was moses when the lights went out

 

I couldn't even tell red from green

Get those verbs through my bean

But I was buddies with the dean

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Passed without a fuss

 

English lit and calculus

Never had to cram

 

Even passed the bar exam

Because I passed that football

 

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Couldn't dance for beans

Mashed my girls to smithereens

Sometimes blood was spilled

Still my card was always filled

'Cause I could pass that football

 

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Then there was the week

 

Albert einstein came to speak

Relativity

 

Guess who introduced him me

'Cause I could pass that football

 

Like nothing you have ever seen

 

Had no table manners

Used ta dunk my roll

 

Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl

 

Though I would not get up for any she

The prexy's mom age ninetythree

Got up and gave her seat to me

Like nothing you did ever see

 

In our hall of fame

 

There's a statue with my name

 

There we stand by heck

Lincoln washington and wreck

 

'Cause I could pass that football

 

 

Like nothing you have ever ever seen