Listen to Semicolon song with lyrics from The Lonely Island


The Lonely Island, Solange22 May 2013

Semicolon Lyrics

Semicolon - The Lonely Island/Solange

Okay everyone

Welcome to grammar class

Today we're learning about semicolons

Oh oh oh Yes Lonely Island

We use semicolons everyday


Can you give me an example

Oh hell yeah

Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu


My whole team coming clean shampoo


These dudes is comic relief Whoopie

And I'm the motherf**king monster cookie

When you see me better cross the street Frogger

Then go home and write about it blogger

Did I do that Urkel

Yo Angela Who's The Boss Merkel

I'll take you where you've never been Oxnard


Then make you suck a bulls nut ox nard


If Miss Moore married Josh Demi Brolin

A comma and a f**king dot semicolon


We run these streets stop lights


All eyes on me spot lights


Each semicolon brings us closer to the top


I'm loud and I'm zipping around Jet ski

Your dick is little like Wayne Gretsky


But Gretsky's got a big dick clarification


Everyone who's rude to me Paris vacation

My stomach's getting fat food

Leave trash inside my car rude

You're acting all Machio Ralph


But I'll eat all you cats Alf

We run the game umpire


Always chase the night young squire


These semicolons are my light inside the dark


It's right under your nose semicolon mouth

Opposite of north semicolon south

Right over your home semicolon attic

Hooked on semicolons semicolon addict

We got the game on lock toy chest


You're too big for your clothes boys vest


You know we out of control no brakes

Your birthday party sucked no cakes

When it comes to punctuation


You know we're number one


And to the people of every nation



Feel the power of the semicolon