Listen to Holy Horseshit, Batman! (Explicit) song with lyrics from Gym Class Heroes

Holy Horseshit, Batman! (Explicit)

Gym Class Heroes15 Nov 2011

Holy Horseshit, Batman! (Explicit) Lyrics

Holy Horses**t, Batman!! - Gym Class Heroes (体操课英雄乐队)

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet

And I politely said "No Mam"

 

I mean no disrespect

And I apologize if this f**ks up your program

You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying

But the heat can turn water to wine

 

Well if there's a hell below

Then we're all gonna be just fine

So there I stood six feet in sin

A walking contradiction

But am I wrong for posing question

Or am I just another lost soul searching

Then she gave me a look so unchristian

And told she'd pray for my children

I said "So holy you'll probably out-live me

But if I bought a Jesus piece he'd forgive me "

 

Maybe I would be a fool to think

 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

 

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me don't pray for me

 

Now I've never been religious

 

I'm just a big fan of logistics

 

And if it makes sense then I'm all for it

I even pray if the situation calls for it

Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles

I try to answer without sounding satirical

 

I'm 3 years past my expiration

 

And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn

 

So I guess that's my explanation

But it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn

 

And I never chase rainbows

 

But I hear the devil wears designer clothes

 

So does God have a favourite brand

And for that matter is he even a man

 

And will I go to hell for even saying that

Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts

Maybe I would be a fool to think

 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

 

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me don't pray for me

 

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

 

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me don't pray for me

 

Maybe I would be a fool to think

 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

 

What good would it be to pray for me

 

You won't save me don't pray for me