Listen to The Naked Mole Rap song with lyrics from Various Artists

The Naked Mole Rap

Various Artists1 Jan 2013

The Naked Mole Rap Lyrics

The Naked Mole Rap - Various Artists

Come on and listen to the mole rap

 

Yo listen up have a holla from Ron

Naked mole rap is the name of the song

Here's the story in all it's glory

Ain't hidin' nothin'

Y'all know what the truth is

How Ron met Rufus

Never heard a cat bark

Never heard a puppy purr

My dads allergic to every kind of fur

So I searched for hairless

Pets on the internet

Saw a jpeg of a pink thing

Gonna need sunscreen

 

What is that that freaky thing

Yes that's right it's a naked mole-rat

Come on y'all let the girlies sing

Listen to the naked mole rap

 

What is that that freaky thing

Yes that's right it's a naked mole-rat

Hey wait I can't hear the girlies sing

Listen to the naked mole rap

 

So I heard Smarty

Mart was having a sale

On a hairless pink rodent

With a long skinny tail

It seemed to me this could be a solution

A perfect pet for my

Dad's sensitive constitution

So the manager came

To open the cage

He said

You know this pet's hairless

I said

I couldn't care less

Handed it to me said

Be careful don't drop it

And do you want this cage

No I'll keep him in my pocket

What is that that freaky thing

Yes that's right it's a naked mole-rat

Come on y'all let the girlies sing

Listen to the naked mole rap

 

What is that that freaky thing

Yes that's right it's a naked mole-rat

Gonna buy me some bling-bling

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Guitar baby uhh

 

What are we missin' here

 

Rufus the naked mole-rat

 

Can I get a boo-yah

Boo-yah

Can I get a boo-yah

Boo-yah

 

Look at the camera say cheese

Cheese

Smile for the camera say cheese

Cheese

Can I get a boo-yah

Boo-yah

Can I get a boo-yah

Boo-yah

 

Look at the camera say cheese

Cheese

Smile for the camera say cheese

Cheese

We go to Bueno Nacho

Chimerito and a Naco

Always grande size and why not

I'm buyin'

Rufus in my pocket you can't stop it

You can't top it

Don't drop it

You might just pop it

Rufus and Ron Stoppable

With our best friend Kim Possible

We're not afraid of any attack

I said

Yo KP we got your back

 

What is that that freaky thing

Yes that's right

It's a naked mole-rat

Come on y'all

Let the girlies sing

Listen to the naked mole rap

 

What is that super freaky thing

Yes that's right it's a naked mole-rap

Come on y'all let those girlies sing

Listen to the naked mole rap

 

This ain't no no freak-o

Yeah that's right

It's the naked mole rap

This ain't no no disco

Come on y'all

It's the naked mole rap

This ain't no no Shego

Yeah that's right

It's the naked mole rap

This ain't no no rodeo

Come on y'all

It's the naked mole rap

Listen to the naked mole rap

 

***Lyrics are from third-parties***