Cartoon Boyfriend

Cartoon Boyfriend - The Wonder Stuff

Written by：Miles Hunt/Robert Jones/Malcolm Treece/Martin Gilks

There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed she said

Confused you will be

He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again

Annoyed she will be

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more he said

Abused you will be

If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead

She said oh joking you must be

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met

And now there's just pieces of coal

There was a thought in his head the first time she said

And now there's just a gaping hole

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

They call him the Crayola Kid yeah look what he did with his crayons

And stuff but that's not enough

That's not enough

That's not enough

Crayola Kid