I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well imagine;

as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,

and I can't help but to hear,

no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!"

says a bridesmaid to a waiter.

"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame,

the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

with a sense

Well in fact well i'll look at it this way,

I mean technically our marriage is saved!

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!

Oh! Well in fact well i'll look at it this way,

I mean technically our marriage is saved!

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,

pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality

Again.

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

with a sense of poise and rationality

Again.

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