Beer, Weed, Cooches (Explicit)

Beer, W**d, Cooches - Wheeler Walker Jr.

Friday night friends at the bar

Outside hotboxed in the car

Heard the band steel guitar

So we followed our way to the song

Inside group of hot girls

Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel

Band's swinging take her for a twirl

So we danced all night to the song

Beer w**d cooches

And H***y tonk music

All night long

Stoned drunk f**ked up

I'm gettin' my d**k sucked

All night long

Took a break headed outside

Pass the joint girls got high

My squirrel glaze in her eye

So I knew it wouldn't be long

Making out got a big bone

Feeling good gonna get blown

Then the band started playing George Jones

So we went back in to hear the song

Beer w**d cooches

And H***y tonk music

All night long

Stoned drunk f**ked up

I'm gettin' my d**k sucked

All night long

Last call and we had a good buzz

Grabbed some beer and the girls with us

Drove back copped her in the fuzz

With the radio playin' that song for us

Back home stereo's up

Sturgill's singning a song about drugs

Girl's drinking smokin' and stuff

So we listened real close to the song

Me and her bedroom time

Through the wall still stood time

Ol' d**k sucked I like her kind

So we smoked and f**ked to the song

Beer w**d cooches

And H***y tonk music

All night long

Stoned drunk f**ked up

I'm gettin' my d**k sucked

All night long

And all night long