Come Gather 'Round

Another amazing day to open shop

I heard the Dow Jones

Ended double positive

And now they're back for more

Me and my shares are

On a bubble up

And we're never coming down

An unbelievably booming economy

Now

Come everyone gather round

The end of the world

Is anytime now

Let us all join hands

And say a prayer

Heavenly Father

Can you do that thing you do

And lower interest rates

Some of the most impressive

Real estate

Is being developed near my house

An inconceivably lucrative fortuity

Wow

Come everyone gather round

The end of the world is

Anytime now

So hold up both your hands

It's raining money

Grab everything your back

Will let you carry