Beautiful America

Beautiful America - Five Iron Frenzy

The man on the television said I need to drink

This

And sleep with that in order to be cool

And you know that I would do almost anything

To be like that guy on TV

I know that if I had just the right outfit

And a hairstyle that could be me

Don't you know you can't be cool if you dress

Dumb

I need to have that 'cause everybody's got one

I think I'll start smoking

That would make me intellectual

That's what I've always wanted to be

I need to lift weights

That would make me more sexual

And that would be good for me

In America it's wonderful

All you have to do is fake it

Own anything you want

All you have to do is take it

Live for today don't think about tomorrow

Have a good time in America gomorrah

What are you looking at

You better not make me mad

I'll drive by your house and shoot your dog and

Mom and dad

I don't need you or the bible or anything to

Tell me what is the law

With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in

Beautiful America

In America it's wonderful

All you have to do is fake it

Own anything you want

All you have to do is take it

Live for today don't think about tomorrow

Have a good time in America gomorrah

I want to be in America

Okay for me in America

Everything's free in America

I want to be in America

Okay for me in America

Everything's free in America

Everything's free in America

I want to be in America

I want to be in America

Okay for me in America

Everything's free in America

I want to be in America

Okay for me in America

Everything's free in America

Everything's free in America

I want to be in America